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[Knocking]

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- Morning!
- Hey! How are you?

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- Oh!
- Good morning!

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Hi. Oh, just continue on inside.

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Well, I hope we didn't
catch the two of you

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with your pants down. (Laughs)

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- Oh...
- I'm just joking, I can see they're on.

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No, we actually listened
outside to make sure.

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Jocelyn: We just brought
some leftovers by.

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We had a little thing
at the house last night

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and we didn't want all the
food to go to waste, so.

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Yeah, and you know what?

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We would have invited the two of you

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but it was kind of a...
Political schmooze-fest.

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A lot of pressing of the
flesh, and greasing palms,

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that kind of thing, you know.

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It wasn't as much fun as it sounds.

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Oh well, who wants an
invitation to a big soiree

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when you can be met
the very next morning

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with some table scraps.

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Jocelyn: You know, people were
talking about you too, Moira.

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Oh, they were talking
about the other candidate?

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Yes!

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You know, I can't wait for
this whole thing to just be over

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so we can all just hang out again.

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- Yeah, yeah...
- Mm-hmm.

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Well, we are off to the bank.

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We've got lots of donations
that we need to deposit.

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- Well, thank you. Bye!
- Jocelyn: Bye!

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(Door shuts)

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Those two are not as
simple minded as we thought.

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He is.

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-- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe --
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David, Ted said that
I had to wear scrubs,

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but what does that mean really?

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Um, I think it means
you have to wear scrubs.

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Ugh. I know but look at me.

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You look... amazing.

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Who designs these things?!

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Whatever happened to
empowering women's sexuality?

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I don't think sex appeal

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is the guiding principle
behind nursing uniforms.

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Obviously you've never been
out for Halloween, David.

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So are you nervous?

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This is like the first
job you've ever had.

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No it isn't.

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Putting your name on a
line of edible nail polish

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isn't what I would call having a job.

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I was very hands on, David.

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I came up with all
the flavours by myself.

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Even the one that
poisoned all those people?

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David, the factory in
Guangzhou assured us

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that it was lead-free. Ugh!

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Anyway, I'm actually really
looking forward to this.

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You look like a stick of gum.

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Like... what? David!

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(Sighs heavily)

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Well how much did she take?

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Um, I'm gonna go get a
latte. Do you need anything?

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She's an IT manager, Gerald.

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She makes more money
than both of us combined.

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I shouldn't be worrying
about these things.

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(Phone clatters)

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I would love a hot tea.

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Okay. Um...

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Is everything okay?

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Yup. Just chatting.

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Listen, let me give
you some cash for that.

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I don't think that expense
card is long for this world.

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Mm, okay. It's just I have, um,

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four more taxidermy peacocks
coming this afternoon.

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Oh, I can pay cash
for those. That's fine.

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(Phone rings)

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Don't answer that.

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It's either Gerald or the school

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and I can't deal with either right now.

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Okay. Um, this is really intense,

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so I'm gonna go get that tea.

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You're a doll. You're a doll!

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(Phone continues ringing)

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Hey! Sorry I'm a bit late.

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Um, I wasn't sure what the etiquette was

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for this kind of thing,

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so I walked around
the block a little bit.

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Oh, you can show up early, or on time.

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Early is probably even better.

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Okay, great.

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Alexis, you wanted to be
treated professionally,

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so I have to ask,

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where are the rest of your scrubs?

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Oh. I thought this was
kind of an either/or thing.

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No, they come as a set.
That's why I gave you both.

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Those bare legs are dangerous.

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(Flirty) Ted!

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No, I'm serious.

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The animals carry bugs or ticks

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that can burrow into your bare skin.

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(Gasps) Ew!

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Don't worry, we'll just have
you focus on filing for today.

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Um, okay. Awesome!

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Thank you. So many files!

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I'll just dive right into this.

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You won't even miss your last secretary

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once I get finished with these puppies.

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Ted: Good news!

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I found you a loaner pair.
Helen must have left them.

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(Unconvincingly) Phew.

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Thank you, Ted. Those are just perfect.

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(Bird chirps, door bell jingles)

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Hello!

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Ronnie! Hello you!
You're looking well today!

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New khakis I see.

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Are you enjoying your coffee?

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- I was.
- (Laughs)

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I'm going to presume you were
at Jocelyn's thing last night.

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How was that?

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- Good. Lots of dairy.
- Oh, yes.

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If anyone knows how to put a
lactose intolerant in the hospital,

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it's our Jocelyn.

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Moira, is there something
I can do for you?

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Yes, thank you!

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Ronnie, I was wondering whether or not

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you have decided on a
candidate to endorse?

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- Not yet.
- Oh! Good.

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Why is that good?

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I'm hoping I might persuade you

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to put your weight behind me.

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Political weight.

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I now realize 'clout' was
the word I was looking for.

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What makes you think I'd vote for you?

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You are a sensible woman, Ronnie,

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and you speak your mind.

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I-i can feel your
frustration with Roland.

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Now imagine his wife on council,

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strengthening his agenda...

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- And?
- And, were I on council,

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I could support your agenda.

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We could support each other's agendas.

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Well, I don't hate what you're saying,

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so here's what I'm gonna do.

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I'm gonna invite some
of my girl friends over

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and if you can get on the
good side of these women,

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let's just say you'd be
locking down a key demographic.

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It's a date.

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No. No, it's not. I
wouldn't call it that.

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No, i-i didn't... I didn't mean...

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- Uh! Just...
- No, I...

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- Thank you.
- Okay.

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Thank you, Ronnie.

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(Diner music plays quietly)

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Um, Doris, that is so exciting!

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Love him for you!

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I don't know. I mean, poor
Albert's allergic to cats.

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But I can't leave Mittens alone.

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So how do I spend time with Albert?

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(Phone rings)

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Veterinary clinic, how can I help you?

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Can I put you on hold?

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Okay, so if there's one thing I learned,

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is that when it comes to love

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you cannot let little
things get in your way.

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Like I once dated this sultan's nephew

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who was forbidden to talk
to me or even to look at me

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and we made it work for like
half a regime change, so...

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- You what?
- I know.

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- Uh, Alexis,
- Yes.

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- Can I talk to you for a second?
- Yeah.

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We're gonna put this on
pause. The doctor needs me.

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- Yes?
- So how's the filing coming?

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I have been swamped.

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Doris's cat is like
totally high maintenance.

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Yeah, well, Doris has
been worried about her cat

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for two years. She comes in every week.

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Okay, well, what am I supposed to do?

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Poor thing is like desperate for a man.

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And, uh, why are there
three calls on hold?

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Um... I don't know, someone hung up?

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Okay, Alexis, there is more to the job

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than just keeping the
customers happy, all right?

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This is a place of
business and right now,

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there are clients waiting to talk to me.

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Are you sure that
you're cut out for this?

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- (Unsure scoff) Mm.
- Okay.

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'Kay.

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Well, look, I-I can't
talk about this now,

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I have to go.

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I just wanted to let you know

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that we just sold one
of the leather ponchos.

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Oh, we're selling leather ponchos now?

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Well, that doesn't sound cheap.

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No, it's not, which
is why it's so exciting

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that we just sold one.

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- That's fabulous, David.
- It is.

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Um, so I was gonna go,

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unless needed me for something else.

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That was Gerald and...

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now I have a meeting
at the school tomorrow

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and I've got no one to take
care of my stepdaughter.

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His ex-wife certainly won't do it.

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Wow... well, if there's
anything I can do, just...

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I need someone to take
care of my stepdaughter.

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Okay. Well, if there's
anything I can do, just...

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I need you to take
care of my stepdaughter.

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'Kay, I don't think
that's a very good idea.

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I'm gonna drop her off at four.

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I'm looking forward to it.

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You're a doll.

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(Pamphlets thunk)

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I brought you some trail mix,
but I spilled it in my purse.

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So sweet of you, Doris. Thank you.

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(Knocks on filing cabinet)

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Hey, I was thinking about
what you said yesterday

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and, um, I think...
Now is not a good time.

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Okay. Um... how are things with Mittens?

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Uh... he-he's dead.

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Ew!

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I'm just trying to figure
out what happened, all right?

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Okay. Um, well, what am
I supposed to tell Doris?

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Don't say anything to her.

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Just keep her company while
I figure this out, okay?

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Okay, so I'm just supposed
to act like nothing happened?

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- Yeah, for now.
- Okay.

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Um, how am I supposed to do that?

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- Alexis.
- Okay.

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Yeah. 'Kay.

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(Sighs heavily)

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(Birds chirp)

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(Door squeals open)

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- Hi!
- (Door thunks shut)

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Um... do you have any like DVDs

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or like a dusty old
board game I could borrow?

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Oh, usually we reserve those
for our platinum members.

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Mhmm.

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Oh, but I do have a Rummoli box

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filled with puzzle
pieces on the shelf there.

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Sounds like something you'd
find at a serial killer's house.

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Hmm. Big night planned?

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Um, I am babysitting tonight, so...

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You're joking.

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Mm-mm. I wish I was joking.

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But you hate kids.

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Mm-hmm. That's correct.

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- Oh my God. Can I watch?
- No.

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- Or video tape?
- No, you... no.

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- Can I bring friends?
- No.

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My boss's life is a
bit of a mess right now,

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so I said I'd help out by
babysitting her stepdaughter.

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And you're sure you
can do this on your own?

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Mm-hmm.

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Um, 'cause I'm a fully
capable human being.

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Um, if you happen to find any Xanax...

252
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Lying around anywhere,

253
00:10:43,441 --> 00:10:46,210
can you just... Let me know about that?

254
00:10:55,487 --> 00:10:57,154
(Sighs)

255
00:10:58,820 --> 00:11:03,093
I-I think I might just pick
up these treats while I wait.

256
00:11:03,995 --> 00:11:07,498
Oh... um, yeah, no, um...

257
00:11:07,532 --> 00:11:10,667
But these treats are actually
gonna go on sale next week,

258
00:11:10,702 --> 00:11:12,770
so maybe you just wanna
hold off until then?

259
00:11:12,804 --> 00:11:14,976
Well, I think he'd really like them.

260
00:11:15,741 --> 00:11:17,069
Yeah...

261
00:11:17,242 --> 00:11:20,277
I'm sure he would really like them...

262
00:11:20,302 --> 00:11:23,898
If he wasn't... dead.

263
00:11:25,350 --> 00:11:28,085
- What?
- Yeah, he's dead.

264
00:11:28,119 --> 00:11:32,906
But! But the good news is, you're not.

265
00:11:32,957 --> 00:11:34,671
Mittens is dead?

266
00:11:34,696 --> 00:11:37,164
Yeah. But um...

267
00:11:38,276 --> 00:11:43,015
But you're free, Doris,
and, in a way, so is Mittens.

268
00:11:43,281 --> 00:11:47,279
- Oh. What happened?
- We're not sure yet,

269
00:11:47,304 --> 00:11:48,906
but I think that the important thing

270
00:11:48,940 --> 00:11:51,308
is that Mittens is no longer suffering.

271
00:11:51,342 --> 00:11:53,544
(Crying) Oh, what do I do now?

272
00:11:53,578 --> 00:11:57,948
Do I put him in a
box? Bury him? (Crying)

273
00:11:57,982 --> 00:12:01,334
Ew! No, we don't have to talk
about that right now, okay?

274
00:12:01,359 --> 00:12:02,853
I know this is hard.

275
00:12:02,887 --> 00:12:05,689
But, um, the upside, um...

276
00:12:05,723 --> 00:12:09,560
The upside... Oh! Is that
Albert from the down the hall

277
00:12:09,594 --> 00:12:10,961
can now come over for dinner

278
00:12:10,995 --> 00:12:13,984
without worrying about his
allergies threatening his life.

279
00:12:14,599 --> 00:12:16,633
Hey. I think it's time that we find you

280
00:12:16,668 --> 00:12:18,902
a new love of your life.

281
00:12:18,937 --> 00:12:21,738
- (Crying)
- It's okay.

282
00:12:21,773 --> 00:12:25,515



283
00:12:27,992 --> 00:12:30,681
John, wait. I didn't tell you earlier

284
00:12:30,715 --> 00:12:33,517
because I didn't want
you to back out on me,

285
00:12:33,625 --> 00:12:37,054
but you're going to be the
only man here this evening.

286
00:12:37,210 --> 00:12:39,089
Well, I think I can handle that.

287
00:12:39,124 --> 00:12:41,592
Mm-hmm? Ronnie told me that her friends

288
00:12:41,626 --> 00:12:43,727
represent a key demographic

289
00:12:43,937 --> 00:12:46,843
and I don't believe
it's women with husbands.

290
00:12:47,726 --> 00:12:49,500
- Oh...
- Mm-hmm.

291
00:12:49,525 --> 00:12:50,523
(Knocking)

292
00:12:50,548 --> 00:12:51,882
I feel really good about this,

293
00:12:51,907 --> 00:12:53,274
and I think you just
approach these women

294
00:12:53,299 --> 00:12:54,699
like you did Paula, our landscaper.

295
00:12:54,724 --> 00:12:57,304
Very strong, very forceful.

296
00:13:00,378 --> 00:13:02,346
- Oh!
- Hello, Ronnie.

297
00:13:02,380 --> 00:13:04,248
- Hi.
- Hello.

298
00:13:04,578 --> 00:13:07,522
Come in... both of you.

299
00:13:11,789 --> 00:13:14,525
(Door creaks shut)

300
00:13:14,559 --> 00:13:19,029
TV program: We're counting down the
top 100 hottest stars in Hollywood.

301
00:13:19,063 --> 00:13:21,031
From this Canadian...

302
00:13:21,065 --> 00:13:23,200
Has that actress had work done too?

303
00:13:23,234 --> 00:13:24,601
Um, yeah, you can always tell

304
00:13:24,636 --> 00:13:26,336
because their upper lip sort of...

305
00:13:26,371 --> 00:13:28,172
I mean, like, puffs a bit.

306
00:13:28,206 --> 00:13:29,573
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

307
00:13:29,607 --> 00:13:31,642
- Do you want more coffee?
- Yes, please.

308
00:13:31,676 --> 00:13:35,279
(TV program plays in the background)

309
00:13:35,313 --> 00:13:38,115
Okay, so we've run out of sugar.

310
00:13:38,149 --> 00:13:41,418
Um, do you want it still
because I don't really.

311
00:13:41,452 --> 00:13:42,890
(Door thunks shut)

312
00:13:43,988 --> 00:13:46,290
TV program: This star
has everyone wondering...

313
00:13:46,324 --> 00:13:48,759
How will that face turn out?

314
00:13:48,793 --> 00:13:51,161
Well, folks, take a look at her now!

315
00:13:51,196 --> 00:13:52,726
You okay?

316
00:13:53,631 --> 00:13:55,132
(Nervously) I'm fine...

317
00:13:55,166 --> 00:13:58,351
- Are you sure?
- Something happened.

318
00:14:00,359 --> 00:14:01,772
What?!

319
00:14:01,806 --> 00:14:04,867
Nothing. Just d-don't look on the bed.

320
00:14:05,610 --> 00:14:09,680
TV program: The
self-described tom-boy...

321
00:14:09,714 --> 00:14:11,070
(Dramatic gasp)

322
00:14:11,349 --> 00:14:13,317
TV program: ... Has become
a serious star on the rise,

323
00:14:13,351 --> 00:14:15,619
which is why we've named her number...

324
00:14:15,653 --> 00:14:17,460
- It's okay!
- TV program: On our hot list!

325
00:14:18,556 --> 00:14:20,557
Needless to say, that was the last time

326
00:14:20,592 --> 00:14:22,292
I played charades with Fran Leibovitz.

327
00:14:22,327 --> 00:14:24,561
All: (Laughing)

328
00:14:24,596 --> 00:14:27,764
Oh, this is wonderful. Wonderful!

329
00:14:27,799 --> 00:14:29,499
And I would love to regale you all night

330
00:14:29,534 --> 00:14:32,836
with entertaining anecdotes,
but I would be remiss

331
00:14:32,870 --> 00:14:35,272
if I didn't outline some of my policies

332
00:14:35,306 --> 00:14:38,041
for this community of remarkable women.

333
00:14:38,076 --> 00:14:40,492
Johnny: Moira, could I have a word?

334
00:14:41,875 --> 00:14:44,514
Excuse us, ladies. Family matter.

335
00:14:44,679 --> 00:14:46,516
I knew I should've left
him home with the sitter.

336
00:14:46,551 --> 00:14:48,051
Women: (Laughing)

337
00:14:49,437 --> 00:14:53,624
Moira, I have a feeling not
every woman here is a lesbian.

338
00:14:53,765 --> 00:14:56,159
Oh, John, you love to think
women are flirting with you.

339
00:14:56,194 --> 00:14:58,962
No, I was just talking
someone over there

340
00:14:58,997 --> 00:15:02,273
who has a husband. A male husband.

341
00:15:03,201 --> 00:15:04,568
Everything all right?

342
00:15:04,602 --> 00:15:06,136
Yes. Ronnie,

343
00:15:06,170 --> 00:15:08,605
when mentioned earlier
that I might lock down

344
00:15:08,640 --> 00:15:11,554
a key demographic this
evening, you meant what?

345
00:15:11,882 --> 00:15:13,243
Entrepreneurs.

346
00:15:13,278 --> 00:15:16,546
Everyone here is a member of
the women's business association.

347
00:15:16,581 --> 00:15:19,449
Oh. Business association.

348
00:15:19,484 --> 00:15:20,890
Yes, that's what I...

349
00:15:21,619 --> 00:15:23,921
I think we're all ready when you are.

350
00:15:24,589 --> 00:15:26,476
All I'm missing is my teleprompter!

351
00:15:26,501 --> 00:15:27,773
(Chuckles awkwardly)

352
00:15:29,727 --> 00:15:33,096
- Business association.
- Yes, I heard her.

353
00:15:33,131 --> 00:15:35,156
Oh God. (Drinking)

354
00:15:35,700 --> 00:15:39,036
(Spray spritzes, bottle clunks on table)

355
00:15:41,390 --> 00:15:44,975
You know, I have to
say that I'm impressed.

356
00:15:45,009 --> 00:15:47,110
It's not everyone who
can tell an old woman

357
00:15:47,145 --> 00:15:49,513
that her cat is dead, and
set up a love connection,

358
00:15:49,547 --> 00:15:52,435
and sell our most expensive marble urn

359
00:15:52,460 --> 00:15:54,154
in the same three-minute conversation.

360
00:15:54,179 --> 00:15:55,886
Well, I'm not totally sure
about the love connection.

361
00:15:55,920 --> 00:15:58,221
I'm still waiting for
Doris to text me back.

362
00:15:58,256 --> 00:15:59,648
- Right.
- So.

363
00:15:59,673 --> 00:16:01,958
Uh, was there something
that you wanted to say to me?

364
00:16:01,993 --> 00:16:03,732
- What?
- Uh, just earlier,

365
00:16:03,757 --> 00:16:05,896
it seemed like you were
trying to tell me something.

366
00:16:05,930 --> 00:16:09,533
Oh! No, I think it was
about, um, vacation days.

367
00:16:09,734 --> 00:16:11,902
- Ah.
- Yeah, you had mentioned two weeks.

368
00:16:11,936 --> 00:16:13,937
So I guess I was just wondering,

369
00:16:13,971 --> 00:16:17,265
um, how many two-week vacations
are available per year?

370
00:16:19,062 --> 00:16:21,411
Well, tell you what, why
don't we start with one

371
00:16:21,446 --> 00:16:23,195
and then we'll just go from there.

372
00:16:23,815 --> 00:16:26,483
Okay. Yeah. That could work.

373
00:16:26,696 --> 00:16:28,430
- Great.
- Great.

374
00:16:31,476 --> 00:16:35,412
David: Honestly? Nothing
is more natural...

375
00:16:35,437 --> 00:16:39,264
Um, aside from maybe the...
thread count in these sheets,

376
00:16:39,289 --> 00:16:42,432
but that's okay! 'Cause
you're a woman now!

377
00:16:42,467 --> 00:16:47,547
Um, and nothing about
that is embarrassing.

378
00:16:47,572 --> 00:16:49,639
I'm not embarrassed, I'm scared!

379
00:16:49,674 --> 00:16:51,408
I mean, you were talking so much

380
00:16:51,442 --> 00:16:53,176
about your high thread count linens...

381
00:16:53,211 --> 00:16:55,412
Yeah. Well, I think it's gonna come out.

382
00:16:55,446 --> 00:16:57,981
And how they were made
by Egyptians or something?

383
00:16:58,015 --> 00:17:00,984
No, I'm well aware of that. Um, so...

384
00:17:01,018 --> 00:17:06,389
So, uh, I think my sister
has some wonderful products

385
00:17:06,414 --> 00:17:07,891
in there for you.

386
00:17:07,925 --> 00:17:10,260
Uh, health accessories,

387
00:17:10,840 --> 00:17:14,208
so feel free to help yourself to those.

388
00:17:14,817 --> 00:17:19,505
Um... okay.

389
00:17:21,005 --> 00:17:23,140
- Uh...
- (Knocking)

390
00:17:24,609 --> 00:17:26,810
So you can just tie that
around your waist, okay?

391
00:17:26,844 --> 00:17:29,913
- Yeah, thank you.
- (Door thunks shut)

392
00:17:29,947 --> 00:17:33,116
Mmm... okay.

393
00:17:33,151 --> 00:17:35,519
(Paper rustles)

394
00:17:39,942 --> 00:17:45,104
(Clears throat) Equality.
Freedom. Marriage.

395
00:17:45,129 --> 00:17:48,432
These are the rights of every community,

396
00:17:48,466 --> 00:17:53,630
and even more specifically...
The business community.

397
00:17:54,185 --> 00:17:57,841
No faction of society deserves
to be discriminated against,

398
00:17:57,875 --> 00:18:03,638
especially women who...
Are in business faction.

399
00:18:06,444 --> 00:18:09,505
One of my top priorities will be to...

400
00:18:10,271 --> 00:18:12,956
To change people's misguided

401
00:18:12,990 --> 00:18:16,481
and ignorant perceptions
of women like you.

402
00:18:16,872 --> 00:18:19,329
You did not choose this life!

403
00:18:19,589 --> 00:18:25,200
No, each one of you was
born to be an entrepreneur.

404
00:18:27,216 --> 00:18:30,146
Why don't I open up the floor
to some of your concerns?

405
00:18:31,776 --> 00:18:34,444
I want to elect someone who
understands the pressures

406
00:18:34,479 --> 00:18:36,817
of working and raising a family.

407
00:18:37,075 --> 00:18:40,450
- Very nice, yes. I love that.
- (Applause)

408
00:18:40,485 --> 00:18:42,819
- Working and... ?
- Raising a family.

409
00:18:42,854 --> 00:18:44,474
And raising a family.

410
00:18:44,689 --> 00:18:47,224
Well, John, my husband
will back me up on this,

411
00:18:47,258 --> 00:18:49,226
I had a six-and-a-half
season career

412
00:18:49,260 --> 00:18:53,708
as an actress in television,
which I put on hold

413
00:18:54,099 --> 00:18:56,733
to devote all my time and energy

414
00:18:56,915 --> 00:19:00,434
to raise two million
dollars for charity.

415
00:19:01,005 --> 00:19:03,106
And two children.

416
00:19:03,323 --> 00:19:05,424
Oh, yes, and two children.

417
00:19:05,685 --> 00:19:09,613
Hmm? And on top of that, I
managed a staff of twelve.

418
00:19:09,647 --> 00:19:11,294
You ran your own business?

419
00:19:11,685 --> 00:19:13,761
Household staff, yes.

420
00:19:13,851 --> 00:19:16,083
Ronnie says you've
only lived here a year?

421
00:19:16,754 --> 00:19:18,388
That's true, Ronnie, thank you,

422
00:19:18,422 --> 00:19:20,060
but I am a quick study.

423
00:19:20,324 --> 00:19:24,153
Karen, I learned tonight that
you run a gravel business, yes,

424
00:19:24,219 --> 00:19:27,378
and you, Audrey, you manage
a team of accountants,

425
00:19:27,403 --> 00:19:28,632
and you, Tara,

426
00:19:28,666 --> 00:19:30,634
you're very concerned
about your inverted nipples.

427
00:19:30,668 --> 00:19:33,169
(Crickets chirp outside)

428
00:19:33,204 --> 00:19:34,838
Which I assumed was public domain;

429
00:19:34,872 --> 00:19:37,185
there were a lot of you
around when she told.

430
00:19:39,521 --> 00:19:42,746
Well, ladies, I'm-I'm not
that different from any of you.

431
00:19:42,780 --> 00:19:45,382
I had my first job at the age of ten,

432
00:19:45,416 --> 00:19:47,466
sweeping up hair in a beauty salon.

433
00:19:47,755 --> 00:19:50,820
I will never forget the
value of a hard day's work.

434
00:19:51,083 --> 00:19:53,390
Believe me when I tell you, if elected,

435
00:19:53,424 --> 00:19:56,626
I will put just as much
work into my time on council

436
00:19:56,661 --> 00:20:00,927
as you women put into
your businesses every day.

437
00:20:04,502 --> 00:20:08,146
All: (Applauding)

438
00:20:10,623 --> 00:20:12,224
Oh, being in business myself,

439
00:20:12,258 --> 00:20:14,293
I've attended quite a
few of these functions,

440
00:20:14,327 --> 00:20:16,528
and this one was quite the success.

441
00:20:16,562 --> 00:20:18,697
Yeah, I think your wife's gonna do okay.

442
00:20:18,731 --> 00:20:20,332
Well, she pulled it off, didn't she?

443
00:20:20,366 --> 00:20:22,534
Considering she came
in - well, we both did -

444
00:20:22,568 --> 00:20:26,333
- thinking everyone was...
- Black?

445
00:20:26,839 --> 00:20:30,005
No. I mean that everyone was leaning...

446
00:20:30,543 --> 00:20:32,311
- Younger?
- John, we should go.

447
00:20:32,345 --> 00:20:34,012
No, what I mean is that, uh,

448
00:20:34,047 --> 00:20:38,417
that I am very comfortable
seeing women with other women.

449
00:20:38,451 --> 00:20:41,119
- Uh-huh. - Yeah, that
didn't come out right. I...

450
00:20:41,154 --> 00:20:43,355
M-Moira and I have been
very, very supportive

451
00:20:43,389 --> 00:20:46,358
of the LGBTQ community.

452
00:20:46,392 --> 00:20:48,060
- Moira: Oh, John... John.
- For...

453
00:20:48,094 --> 00:20:50,208
Did I leave out a letter?

454
00:20:50,278 --> 00:20:52,364
(Sighs) Thank you so much, Ronnie.

455
00:20:52,398 --> 00:20:54,900
I love your friends and
I really loved that dip.

456
00:20:54,934 --> 00:20:58,817
Oh, the dip was incredible,
really, for men and women.

457
00:20:58,842 --> 00:21:00,650
That's... good night.

458
00:21:09,039 --> 00:21:10,170
(Door closes)

459
00:21:10,195 --> 00:21:12,250
(Sipping drinks)

460
00:21:12,285 --> 00:21:13,652
Both: (Laugh)

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